Paul Elwood Kelly

It's about the line... Not the time.

Personal mantra: Clothing Optional!

Personal Style: Smooth ice Jazz

Star Sigh: All of them

Dance level: Expert

Position: Crouching tiger hidden dragon

Skill level: Asian

Nickname: Shaman of Sweat

Chat up line: Hi, I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

Brain surgeon, philanthropist and husband… all positions he is completely unskilled and ultimately unequipped for.

So instead he has become a slightly overweight unsuccessful art critic.
From Rembrandt to Botticelli his lack of knowledge on the subject is astounding!

He enjoys simple things like sleeping nude above the sheets with the lights on and the window open in a ground floor hotel room.

Mastering the craft of uncomfortable silences. He went to live with a herd of sheep to contemplate the meaning of life... Well that's what he says he was doing :/

Later while backpacking across Europe he was discovered by a modelling agency's talent scout. A few weeks later he made his catwalk debut on the Polish underground fashion scene, he quickly becoming the toast of Milan and Bangkok for his unorthodox modelling technique he affectionately referred to as skydiving the runway.

Epilogue: Normally only spoken about in whispers and in tales that serve as a warning to young children. Paul is as much a myth as he is legend in his own time.

He is gracefully awkward, who’s strong passion and barely controllable emotion explodes with indifference.  He is a man to Woman and leader to men, with fabulous hair. Paul is a wonderful guy and doesn't brag about it at all ;)

Born in Dublin not that long ago at all really. Paul was diagnosed with an m&m addiction especially the peanut ones, which left him with an unfortunate weight problem for several years.

He has become a pillar of the community and to Crusaders running club. In his adopted home of Crusaders he has become a surrogate father to many and mentor to all.

Cherished and adored by all, he is unpretentious and  reticent. Coaching and guiding young and not so young to brilliance, while the whole time lying in the shadows, shying from the limelight and fame he richly deserves.

Renowned psychic and misunderstood monogamist, he spends his free time counting hairs on the back of his arms or counseling over emotional and under appreciated penguins at the local shelter for homeless penguins.

He has been banned from several dating websites and he has the world’s 6th largest collection of Elvis wigs.

Recently Paul's had a great bit of luck and has managed to win the Nigerian lottery without even entering it. He just had to send them all his bank details and expects his winnings to be deposited into his account any day now! Paul can be seen all around the running club, normally in a corner by himself crying.

A friendly guy who will talk to anyone .... who’s just a bit wired :)

His episode of hoarders airs in March.